By Louis - France - Paris FML Video #2 Another wonderful FML video created by the not-so-wonderful Louis. 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AliRocks - United States Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML I agree, your life sucks 18836 You deserved it 26580 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excited when I taught her how to highlight text on the screen and double-click the mouse because she "never knew how to do those fancy tricks." The job is entirely computer-based. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 30591 You deserved it 2716 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Stephanie - United States Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML I agree, your life sucks 29449 You deserved it 5452 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By .__. - United Kingdom - Wembley Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML I agree, your life sucks 23459 You deserved it 38306 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By madelynn - United States Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 39469 You deserved it 2998 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nikki - Greece - K Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML I agree, your life sucks 11852 You deserved it 36319 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML I agree, your life sucks 30486 You deserved it 6854 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cup_of___ - United States Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML I agree, your life sucks 8914 You deserved it 29980 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fml - United States - Billerica Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny and made a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent,"Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML I agree, your life sucks 715 You deserved it 2986 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ben - United States Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML I agree, your life sucks 20962 You deserved it 17305 173 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Milwaukee Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML I agree, your life sucks 18773 You deserved it 54471 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By noname - United States Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML I agree, your life sucks 52428 You deserved it 5168 279 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML I agree, your life sucks 30550 You deserved it 9907 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Guitar-ZERO - United States Today, my band had a show. We played a love song, and during the bridge, I ask out a friend of mine who was in the crowd, over the mic, in front of at least 200 people. She said no. FML I agree, your life sucks 54300 You deserved it 22212 224 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML I agree, your life sucks 36876 You deserved it 7883 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By interphaseprophasemetaphase - Australia - Melbourne Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML I agree, your life sucks 37439 You deserved it 11862 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By epicfail - United States Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML I agree, your life sucks 24523 You deserved it 37313 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - France Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML I agree, your life sucks 12476 You deserved it 49249 115 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SureDoesMakeAGirlFeelGood - Canada - Paradise Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 24312 You deserved it 4434 123 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML I agree, your life sucks 27328 You deserved it 2771 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whatafuckhead - United States - San Francisco Today, after my landlord commented on how rarely I drink milk, and I joked that I'm "probably going to die young" because of it. Then I immediately remembered that her 35-year-old husband died last year of a heart attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 21282 You deserved it 4860 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sexybelly - Australia - Parramatta Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 32788 You deserved it 4595 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shitty day - United States Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML I agree, your life sucks 33066 You deserved it 2417 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By reddd - United States Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 28925 You deserved it 11366 179 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JJ_V3N0M - United States - San Francisco Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML I agree, your life sucks 44797 You deserved it 9336 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By szinna - United States Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said, "Is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" When I answered yes, he turned and walked out of the room. FML I agree, your life sucks 57931 You deserved it 6752 215 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Frenchgirl - United States Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML I agree, your life sucks 33144 You deserved it 6187 328 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Magnus_the_Red - United States Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to ruin my innocence. FML I agree, your life sucks 25478 You deserved it 3957 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML I agree, your life sucks 26099 You deserved it 10764 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymouse - Reserved Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 18861 You deserved it 42450 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - United States Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML I agree, your life sucks 49850 You deserved it 5552 178 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shake666 - United States - Fremont Today, I presented my assigned chapter for a book we're currently reading in my English class. I really like the book, so I've been reading ahead. When I summarized the chapter, I accidentally spoiled a major plot twist that was actually in the next chapter. FML I agree, your life sucks 18035 You deserved it 13031 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By boyfriend123 - United States Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML I agree, your life sucks 30677 You deserved it 3468 171 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML I agree, your life sucks 87511 You deserved it 7374 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BMTH2296 - United States Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML I agree, your life sucks 45317 You deserved it 8379 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Big bootay Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year old son pointed to a lady and exclaimed “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML. I agree, your life sucks 2124 You deserved it 319 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ambulancedriver - Poland Today, I was on the job as an ambulance driver, I got a call about a man who claimed he'd had a heart attack. When I got to the house, it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML I agree, your life sucks 41295 You deserved it 5446 124 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Emily - United States Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML I agree, your life sucks 26319 You deserved it 2958 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By screw life - United States Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML I agree, your life sucks 27594 You deserved it 3037 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML I agree, your life sucks 50413 You deserved it 5004 264 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 90 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 645 You deserved it 188 2 Comments
