By Louis - France - Paris FML Video #2 Another wonderful FML video created by the not-so-wonderful Louis. 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I ended up in the hospital due to a severe acid reflux attack. I knew I had acid reflux for years, but was never allowed to get it checked out. Why? My dad told me I was too young to have it and that I was making it up. I now have to see a specialist. FML I agree, your life sucks 4046 You deserved it 258 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Farterella Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML I agree, your life sucks 11672 You deserved it 1529 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 08:02 Take care Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1285 You deserved it 89 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Claire - Australia Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML I agree, your life sucks 19996 You deserved it 43835 253 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mightytall It's always when your hands are full that your nose starts to itch Today, I found the perfect position on the couch, both feet up comfortably and my two cats curled up in my lap. Then, my foot started to itch. FML I agree, your life sucks 1226 You deserved it 216 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous The geyser Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML I agree, your life sucks 4200 You deserved it 310 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unicornlove - 17/7/2020 20:01 No soup for you Today, I was bringing a table a bowl of soup at my waitressing job. A new customer taking off his coat threw his elbow out, violently knocking the soup out of my hands and onto his baby in a highchair. The baby screamed; I had a panic attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 1771 You deserved it 126 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheLibrarian Today, after being jobless for 2 years, I got a call back for an interview. I was ecstatic until I saw the date. It's the same day I leave for a weeklong, nonrefundable vacation. I applied for the job 6 weeks ago, and since not hearing anything bought the vacation 2 weeks ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 2208 You deserved it 1212 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By latino14 - United States - Annapolis Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 12088 You deserved it 39277 194 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SE011194 - United States - Atlanta Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML I agree, your life sucks 53417 You deserved it 5066 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Humaned - Cura?ao - Willemstad Today, my school is making us take care of eggs for a teen pregnancy awareness project. Ever since we got the eggs, I've had nightmares, and people question why I don't want kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 17028 You deserved it 1717 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/2/2021 23:01 I hate the be the bearer of bad news… Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML I agree, your life sucks 860 You deserved it 70 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By freshman - Canada Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 10141 You deserved it 59982 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By handyjon - United States Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML I agree, your life sucks 30820 You deserved it 16805 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Manu - United States - Columbia Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML I agree, your life sucks 5695 You deserved it 1566 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pissed out pants - United Kingdom Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML I agree, your life sucks 42859 You deserved it 3889 185 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Snow - United States Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML I agree, your life sucks 20724 You deserved it 35018 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SingleSara. - Canada Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML I agree, your life sucks 35920 You deserved it 3403 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By car trouble - New Zealand - Auckland Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML I agree, your life sucks 13066 You deserved it 753 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ChloeLuvzAnime - 30/3/2021 17:01 Slicy slicy Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML I agree, your life sucks 895 You deserved it 204 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Israel Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML I agree, your life sucks 43806 You deserved it 6269 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By James - United Kingdom - Sheffield Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML I agree, your life sucks 18315 You deserved it 1759 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Montpelier Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda" and "Hyundai" are two separate car companies, not to two different pronunciations of the same one. FML I agree, your life sucks 22116 You deserved it 2134 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bilirubin - United States Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 33625 You deserved it 3908 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Lethbridge Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML I agree, your life sucks 15319 You deserved it 34432 211 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "PineappleOfMyEye" I went to check my grade that was posted for an essay for my comp 1 class. I got a zero. I was devastated only to find out I never actually clicked the submit document button. My grade dropped 20 points. I agree, your life sucks 1922 You deserved it 2410 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By toelie Oh the times, they are a-changin' Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML I agree, your life sucks 4994 You deserved it 574 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I was puked on for the third time in three years at our annual choir concert. What makes it so significant? The fact that the same guy pukes on me every year from stage fright. We're arranged alphabetically, and he's always in the row RIGHT above me. FML I agree, your life sucks 58133 You deserved it 4638 152 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadguyme - United States - Turlock Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 21569 You deserved it 5084 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - United States - Middletown Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML I agree, your life sucks 47486 You deserved it 5202 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Unsanitary - United Kingdom Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML I agree, your life sucks 50338 You deserved it 11024 445 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By baron - United States Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML I agree, your life sucks 131361 You deserved it 7540 288 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pokemon problems - Canada - Toronto Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML I agree, your life sucks 27350 You deserved it 4806 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 02:02 - United States Man child, part 2 Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML I agree, your life sucks 836 You deserved it 258 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hot_mess88 - United States Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 52995 You deserved it 2569 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Uxbridge Today, I'm insanely hungover from a long night of drinking. I'm going to my nephew's baptism in an hour as his godmother. FML I agree, your life sucks 8178 You deserved it 55168 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SadFoxLady - United States - Des Moines Today, after years of researching and saving money, I got a pet fox. I was able to enjoy the majesty of the animal for three hours before it burrowed under the fence and ran away. FML I agree, your life sucks 37740 You deserved it 55511 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 29354 You deserved it 2241 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By go fuck myself - United States - Tampa Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML I agree, your life sucks 30120 You deserved it 4953 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gentileman - United States Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML I agree, your life sucks 588220 You deserved it 99728 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my girlfriend told me that last night after I got drunk, I passed out mid-pump while we were knocking boots. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 You deserved it 70 0 Comments
Today, I realised my mom is a big hypocrite for telling me sex is wrong and sinful outside marriage, because I just worked out from their marriage certificate... I agree, your life sucks 454 You deserved it 50 7 Comments
