FML Video #2 By Louis - 03/03/2017 16:41 - France - Paris Another wonderful FML video created by the not-so-wonderful Louis. I agree, your life sucks 352 You deserved it 101 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 722 You deserved it 6 564
Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML I agree, your life sucks 53 080 You deserved it 4 159
Today, my date cried because his mom recently died. Of course, I was sympathetic because I'm a nice person, but he tried to leverage my sympathy into a blowjob in the restaurant toilet. Since we "obviously weren't going to work as a real couple", it was apparently "the least I could do to make him feel better." Creep. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 386 You deserved it 196
Today, my now fully vaccinated puppy went to a restaurant for the first time. They allow clean, well-behaved dogs. He threw up everywhere from excitement. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 581 You deserved it 2 568
Today, I felt so unwell that I didn't fall asleep until 4 AM. The baby woke up at 5, ready to start the day. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 272 You deserved it 579
Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 344 You deserved it 153
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 011 You deserved it 11 424
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 886 You deserved it 5 891