Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex to music, which we hadn't done before. I was getting close when it cut to commercial. I was so turned off by the idea of coming during an ad break that I didn't come at all. Thanks Spotify. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, I told my husband I was horny and wanted to get it on. He agreed but first he had to finish the chapter he was reading, watch his show on Netflix, argue with strangers on Facebook, then do his workout. He had the nerve to cop an attitude when I was no longer in the mood. FML
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plaguer 26
Better than him refusing to have sex at all, I guess.
H4IL2TH3V 8
take it as a compliment...
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Comments (150)
skipper2009 18
I'm sorry OP that's just horrible.
mxij 13
Maybe your that good?
DonLeprikawn 5
When having sex with him, get him to wear a condom it will reduce his sensitivity, just a plain one the special ones won't help, also wear your socks when having sex cause it will increase your own pleasure
ksks1234 33
Wearing socks during sex increases pleasure? I am intrigued, please tell me more.
BFons 19
Guess he wanted to get it over with before the show started.
unhappyhug 11
Why did you wait for a ad break? Good show?
aznpeaks 7
At least you didn't miss the program?
dannnngthatsux 19
Fix it! Take a little time, teach him where it works best, reward a little foreplay (not with humping, try a small amount of a good food, maybe a back scratch after some time spent on you.) I'd it really bothers you, try to find something he can do that will wind you up but not him. Sex in marriage is both fun and exciting, you now have the freedom to go "how about?".
DaMachk 11
Hint: ejac after a week (or more) without sex is early... but the next one (on the same day) will take a while to get there...
spookycat32 6
Commercial breaks just keep getting longer and longer, don't they?
Shade1982 21
That's what I was thinking too :p... But, all joking aside, I timed it once, because lately it felt like I was watching more commercials than actual movie. It was a commercial break of close to 20 minutes... Ridiculous...
mizzoukid 6
You're that good, huh?