Today, I was watching TV on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because, "the dog can't see the TV." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
Today, my dog and I were sitting on the couch. I went to the bathroom, came back, and saw him walk over the remote, which caused the TV to change to the Hustler channel, just a few moments before my girlfriend walked through the door. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
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BKF 0
LMAO! But seriously, FYL your Mom's a bitch.
NGM_KID 0
Well, what makes you think you're more important than her dog? lol jk!! Your mom is such a bitch!!
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WickedPixie 0
Your mom is an epic bitch. I bet you weren't hugged enough as a child, either. Parenting fail. Or did you do something wrong?
Taq_fml 0
kick her ass
contingencyplan 0
that's actually something my mom would do! lol!
SuperPineApple 0
Wow, your mom is a selfish control freak. She ******* bore you, why doesn't she respect you? Show her all these comments and tell her she's a ******* bitch. You can't do anything if your underage, but you can move out into an apartment when you get older. You mom is a ******* lazy bitch.
SuperPineApple 0
Wow, your mom is a selfish control freak. She ******* bore you, why doesn't she respect you? Show her all these comments and tell her she's a ******* bitch. You can't do anything if your underage, but you can move out into an apartment when you get older. You mom is a ******* lazy bitch.
neongurl98 10
OMG, my mom does the same!
hateevryone 15
she treat the dog better than she treat you. favoritism
booemma95 0
That made my day bahaha
Mattpig 15
Your mom sounds like an idiot
yessirre 4
Tell the fat **** to go lay in her bed the couch is meant for sitting