By soundbox - 27/01/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was watching 'Tool Academy' with my girlfriend. When asked which Tool I would be, I replied with Power Tool. She then stated I would be 'Tiny Tool'. I'm 240 pounds. I don't know if she was calling me fat, or saying I have a small penis. My best guess would be both. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 425
You deserved it 4 677

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Is there an Overly Sensitive Tool?

I'm sorry soundbox, you're just a tool

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I'm sorry soundbox, you're just a tool

ouch......how tall are you?? either way, that hurts

some 50 year old men dont even weigh that much!!!

Are you saying 50 year old men are fat? Most 50 year old men I know aren't fat ...

agreed with #2, but sorry dude.

Is there an Overly Sensitive Tool?

lol, that's a good one.

hahaha you have a small weiner lololololoololololololollololololololololololol i am hugh... bitch

You're Hugh? And your username also references your penis... Sounds like you're over compensating.

well tiny tool was actually the winner of the whole show and did care a lot about his girlfried and wasnt really much of a tool. maybe she was referring to that ?

Time to hit the gym?

I'm sorry. So sorry....... Hey wait...isn't that a song?

Upgrade your tool check out andropenis.com, Losing weight will also result in a longer penis, because right now most of it is retracted.