Love: Today, I was watching 'Tool Academy' with my girlfriend. When...

By soundbox - 27/01/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was watching 'Tool Academy' with my girlfriend. When asked which Tool I would be, I replied with Power Tool. She then stated I would be 'Tiny Tool'. I'm 240 pounds. I don't know if she was calling me fat, or saying I have a small penis. My best guess would be both. FML

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Sarasa01 0

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Monday 23 March 2009 7:06

Is there an Overly Sensitive Tool?

sexy1 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:26

I'm sorry soundbox, you're just a tool

sexy1 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:26

I'm sorry soundbox, you're just a tool

wanderingidiot 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:25

ouch......how tall are you?? either way, that hurts

lenkab123 0

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Monday 21 June 2010 3:20

some 50 year old men dont even weigh that much!!!

michelleJ11 25

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Saturday 31 August 2013 18:26

Are you saying 50 year old men are fat? Most 50 year old men I know aren't fat ...

onluckiest 0

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Monday 16 March 2009 5:10

agreed with #2, but sorry dude.

Sarasa01 0

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Monday 23 March 2009 7:06

Is there an Overly Sensitive Tool?

24788 6

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Thursday 30 April 2009 8:01

lol, that's a good one.

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Monday 11 May 2009 23:14

hahaha you have a small weiner lololololoololololololollololololololololololol i am hugh... bitch

magnetic_aura 26

Thursday 18 September 2014 8:01

You're Hugh? And your username also references your penis... Sounds like you're over compensating.

bsaucedo 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:06

well tiny tool was actually the winner of the whole show and did care a lot about his girlfried and wasnt really much of a tool. maybe she was referring to that ?