Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
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bannamann 4
Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin
fml8396 0
Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!
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Comments (237)
bannedforlife 0
YDI for saying "goes" instead of "says."
abrownboy15 1
Win
THE_A_TEEN 28
A simple error she made on her writing of the fml caused her to get shot by her malevolent cousin?
DeathBunny218 37
I wouldn't say it is an error, but that doesn't mean she deserves it. A lot of people would say "Goes" instead of "Says."
abrownboy15 1
I don't wanna be 'that guy' but.... if you had stayed in the kitchen...:)
laila_jenny 0
Nawwww I would kick his ass after
Decapitation 3
My leg! My leeeeg!
hannahcorrine 0
Maybe they want to adopt.
vegis 0
Shove that gun up his ass
daydreamer244 13
what a nice cousin.
abceasyas123abc 12
There's the possibility your cousin might be a sociopath. An estimated 4% of the population is.. I just read 'The Sociopath Next Door' by Martha Stout and now I'm recognizing sociopathic tendencies in everyone, haha.
djmigues 7
It's because we're human. We're all crazy.
zenrael 21
I can't wait for him to pick up a real gun and shoot himself in the face.
lylejack 10
Wasn't very nice of him, but by being shot by quite a few, I know most ain't that painful, Just like a litte pinch, sharp sting, but goes quickly. Can only see it worth screaming about if it was unexpected tbh.. But maybe that is just me?