Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
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bannamann 4
Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin
fml8396 0
Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!
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Comments (237)
lylejack 10
But painballs don't really hurt, Whilst BB Guns sting like hell for a second or so :P
carleybeak 21
?ve been shot in the leg before, it hurts like a bitch.
terran36 0
Grow up,its plastic,ive been shot in the back of the head with one and i didnt even murmer a sound
alsexychick 3
OWWWW!!!!! That bitch! But it does hurt my ex. Boyfriend shot me in the arm. Two seconds later he got shot by my brother. Awww gotta love your bros ;)
bassperson 0
Suck it up i get shot by those on a weekly basis
evil_toad 0
Pellet bb gun?
pitafrench 2
Its called an airsoft gun
shadyxlane 4
Screaming? Really? I understand that depending on the shot it might hurt but I don't think it'll hurt bad enough to scream. Like everyone said there's airsoft and paintball where they shoot you and no one screams. My sister was shot in the head with no gear at point blank range with a paintball and she didn't yell or scream. I've been hit with a BB and it didn't even hurt. Suck it up OP your making us females look like babies.
HomeAl0ne 20
Be thankful the topic hadn't drifted to anal sex, and whether that hurts or not.
curlyfry2015 0
Because, of course, you know first-hand what childbirth feels like.