Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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Top comments
juicedboi 7
Guys won't be turned off by that, don't worry. We are a sick bunch
faithlee 13
What is wrong with your mom.
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Comments (284)
Fmlsea 28
I guess u will start doing ur own laundry , but If she does that in front of ur bf imagine what she says or does behind ur back FYL
Jenchixo 1
What was his reaction? O:
RechargedCoconut 14
A raging erection? Hidden from view, of course.
angieluvstwix 0
Why does she wash your undies in the first place?
lo0ovebug 0
Why is your mom still doing your laundry?
xbella 8
if you're old enough to have your boyfriend over your house, then you're old enough to do your own laundry.. YDI
audiophileMom 11
OP, the lesson here is as follows: Do your own damn laundry if you're old enough to fool around with a boyfriend!
RomanBeauty 0
Haha effective parenting!!!
JRokka850 6
Turtle wax?
Jazzalyn 10
To those who're saying YDI 'cause OP isn't washing her own undies - seriously? I'm both old enough and capable of doing my own washing, but I still send it through with the rest of the family because it saves water. And I also think it was tactless of OP's mum to do what she did. Sure, I know it's her house...but still...I think there's some things that should be spoken about privately (as in OP's mum to her...not OP's mum to her bf)
DataWog 30
I agree that the mom was completely tactless, but also agree that if she'd been doing her own damn laundry it wouldn't have happened. My mom started me doing my own laundry when I was 7 years old. Even if your whole family does one big load of everyone's whites at once, there's no reason your mom should have to root through your slimy crotchgarments every week to do so. Separate your own laundry, spend 1 minute (le gasp!) of your time to carry them downstairs and dump them in the machine when laundry time is called. Or just put them in a basket down there so when she does come down to do it, all she has to do is tip them in. And what's with the bit about saving water? At the end of the week you should have enough for a full load all by yourself, if it looks a bit sparse there are these handy little things called 'settings' you can use to reduce the water consumption for smaller loads. And if it still looks like you're wasting space, look around your room. When was the last time you washed your pillowcases? How many times have you dried yourself off with that towel since the last time it was run through? There's always something. Seriously, this girl's a freaking teenager. This is the age when you need to teach them to grow up and take responsibility for their lives, not sit on their ass while their parents do their chores for them.
maryam8869 7
89- AGREE
shayeen 3
Tht gotta suck big time. Lols