Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Privacy
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Thanks!
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Epic prank
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
What are you doing?
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Timing
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Overreaction much?
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Top comments
juicedboi 7
Guys won't be turned off by that, don't worry. We are a sick bunch
faithlee 13
What is wrong with your mom.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (284)
mijnliefje 2
That's really TMI, gross.
perdix 31
Instead of being grossed out, as your mom intended, I'm sure he snatched them and kept them as a trophy! He'll probably get them stuffed and mounted, and display them on the wall of his mancave. Creamed panties are our proof that we're doing it right;)
ckelli322 0
Yeah, cause you can definitely stuff underwear..
mike3775 39
If the daughter is old enough to be "creaming" her underwear, the daughter is old enough to be doing her own laundry, which would then avoid these types of situations. All my kids above the age of 10 all do their own laundry.
KeepTalking 6
Cause your a lazy mum? I'm 17 and have never done my laundry because my mum insists on doing it. You know, motherly duties.
DataWog 30
I don't think she's being a lazy mum at all. I think she's a very responsible mother who is teaching her children the value of accomplishing their own duties and preparing them for real life when they will have to do this every week. Do you have any idea how many college students will hoard their laundry to the very last possible clean outfit to avoid doing laundry, even wearing dirty clothes multiple times to stretch it out? Then you wind up with baskets and baskets of laundry that are going to take 2-3 loads (or even more) and consume your entire day. Getting into the habit of weekly washes now is invaluable life learning. Look, I get kids not wanting to do chores. I get moms wanting to take care of their family. This is fine, it's the natural state of things, but it can be taken too far. So many people keep their kids in these little bubbles and do everything for them, which leads to people who move out on their own and have NO FREAKING CLUE what to do. I am not even joking here. My mom once met a newlywed couple on a plane, who didn't know how to cook. They'd always been cooked for, and now they were on their own, they didn't know what to do. I am sure the parents of both these people had the best of intentions by always making sure they cooked up good meals for the family while everyone else was off doing their thing. It's a very nice thing to come in and find a full meal waiting for you through no part of your own. But unless they take their kids into the kitchen every now and then, maybe even have THEM cook for the family once a week or so, all you're doing is feeding them. They're only going to be living in your house for 1/5th of their lives, they need to be able to know how to cook for themselves for the other 4/5ths. if they grow up having no responsibilities, chores, or without learning basic home skills, you leave them completely helpless and unprepared for the rest of their lives that are not going to be spent in the tender ministrations of your household. So unless you want your kid living in your basement till he's 40, it might be a good idea to show them that it IS indeed possible to cook, clean, and do laundry without someone else doing it for you. I understand wanting to take care of your kids, but some things they need to learn how to do for themselves before they grow up and wind up in a situation where they really could use that knowledge, but don't have it.
thadley09 0
You're a lazy bum you 17 year old
jfarrow9703 11
Guys LOVE that shit so you will be ok, we are a sick group
StreetReaper 9
Although, not the most pleasant or tactful way of going about it, sounds like mom accomplished her mission of killing the mood. Mom 1, Daughter 0
shinshoku13 19
Maybe its time to do your own laundry...
daydreamer244 13
What a great mom.
Vaginabutter 15
why is your mom still doing your laundry?
chels1994 11
Oh boy... I don't really even have that much to say to this one other than if I were you, I'd start doing my own laundry
xfemkeveenstra 3
what's creaming in your undies? :s