Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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juicedboi 7
Guys won't be turned off by that, don't worry. We are a sick bunch
faithlee 13
What is wrong with your mom.
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Comments (284)
azad_fml 0
Atleast your boyfriend is getting his part done.
CapnBlumount 0
Haha that's embarrassing but hey he didn't run away.
nomnom_muffins 0
Aw shucks, mom. You always know just what to say.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Mother knows best?
I_Punch_Babies 7
Someone shouldve locked the door...or at least kept an ear out for any interrupting parents
liindsey 25
Assuming there's a lock on the door?
spoocks96 0
basements don't usually have locks.....
Victoria16_fml 0
I would slap her
melayupower 2
Hope what you said is just a joke !
muzy 23
I hope she would slap the faeces out of you and kick you out. I can understand that you may not always see eye to eye but even thinking about raising your and against the one who birthed you is just sick...
DrMime 10
Slap her?! Damn you need some Colgate whitening strips, cus' you need to lighten the **** up!
cheerbabe3254 4
56 ur good at comebacks lmfao
desireev 18
I've come to realize that no matter how 'hard' or 'badass' you think you are, when you slap your momma, you will fail. And there will be blood! I slapped my momma ONE time. And it was a HUGE mistake! When I slapped her, I immediately got so scared that she was going to beat my ass that I froze. My momma beat the living shit out of me. Lol And she did it all while having her hand open. I will never slap my momma EVER again! Not only did I lose badly, I realized that that was so disrespectful and I had never been so ashamed of myself! Don't slap your momma. It is a terrible thing to do. And you take the chance of getting the ultimate beat-down!
muzy 23
-116- I can't really see anything that would infer that someone would be badass or tough if they beat a woman, let alone their own mother. If anything, it would prove the exact opposite.
efynsien 1
#173. And yet...
GoWithTheFro 10
You should start doing your own laundry.
Almandine 7
That's what I was just thinking. Why would you be making out with a guy and not doing your own laundry...
emilyjgraham 34
maybe it's more efficient for all the clothes washing to be done by one person? who says op never does washing? they could take it in turns
babeeskf 3
If ur old enough to "cream your undies" ur mom doesn't need to be touching them ... Wash ur own ish... Ew
foreverisending 0
14- if u were actually born in 1996, u should know what creaming is........... if not...... google it? haha
TheRealBruce 12
I think you mean 15
ChelsiiBabee 5
Unless she was born at the start of the year. ;)
tori0613 0
Yeah , u would think she would know.. Lol @ people lying about there age!
emilyjgraham 34
kids from the 90s are fully aware of what things like these are because today everything in the media is sex and anyone from the age of 11 upwards gets sex ed, then even get taught what some of the slang for certain things are.
desireev 18
95- How old are you? You look like a precious little baby! You shouldn't be on here girl!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
I'm from '95 and it took me reading the comments to figure out what creaming meant O_o Am I an idiot?
cda2090 6
Oh snap
emilyjgraham 34
128 no you're not, not everyone uses the term 'creaming'. in fact I find it a pretty revolting way to describe it!
Collinscap20 6
Really!!!
Fml_FTW228 10
117- And you look like an ugly **** who could hop off of other people. If your going to give opinions, be ready to receive because i think you shouldn't be on this planet you disgusting disgrace to humanity. Also, don't get angry about this because you brought it upon yourself. If you had never gotten off topic for such dumb shit this comment would not exist.
balletdancer21 11
What rock do you live under?
mama2b3 20
I would be so mortified if my mom did that to me!
johnpoole 0
Heyo
chesoes 8
Sucks lol
Swagg47 0
What is uupp ?
DrMime 10
30- "Up" is a Pixar movie and a direction.
SettoFail 9
That would be so awkward omg
deequu 20
YDI for not locking your door or not having one. Oh and also for not telling her to be there when he's over.
ryanross 11
i think locking the door would make her a lot more suspicious, and teens don't usually get to tell their parents "get out of the house cause my boyfriend's coming over".
seaweedlady 0
Wait, she'd deserve it for not having a door? Really? I doubt that's something under her control.
deequu 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah but her mum is something she can control. Easily.
deequu 20
No, but they have the right to their privacy no matter how suspicious it is. And if they are of age, it should not be a matter. Also, instead of saying 'get out of the house' she could say something along the lines of; 'were gonna watch a movie so can you not disturb us?' Or 'my bf is coming over do you mind not coming in my room?' and OP could have also gone to his house.
5t3ff1k4h 47
26 - Not all doors have locks. Most people have a door so... wtf? Also, she may have told her when he'll be coming over. My parents STILL have a problem with me bringing my boyfriend down to my bedroom even if we are just going to watch a movie or game or something. Mind you, there are young kids in the house. But still... not every parent is going to be okay with their kids fooling around in their house, even if they are of age. Most of them aren't. As for your comment 121 - A single person has the right to their own privacy. A couple hanging out in one of the parents' homes do not necessarily have the right to privacy. It's common courtesy to leave your child to hang with their SOs without distractions or embarrassing family members hovering around, but there's nothing in law stating that all parents must leave their kids alone when they have someone over. "Don't disturb us" implies something will happen, so of course the parents will be on guard and are likely to say no. It really doesn't matter if they're of age or not. It's just respectful to listen to your mother and not **** around in her house if she doesn't want you to.
6six3 2
I grew up in my parents house & the #1 rule was lol if you live under their roof you had to follow there rules if you couldn't live on your own you couldn't do as you pleased.... & if I ever talked to my mom like how your saying I would've got slapped in my mouth.... You should respect you mom