By doggybag - 24/09/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You should have seen it coming...never develop habits like that. This will probably teach you not to...

You just brought a whole new meaning to getting shitfaced.

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mmmmallory 0

ahhhhhh gross not what I want to read first thing in the morning

Surely this has to be fake because nobody is stupid enough to mistake an empty bag with one weighted down by dog shit.

pheww 0

omgg luckkyy that sounds delicous rightt now. ahh I needd someee!

Who doesn't tie the poop bag shut after you use it? Are you going to some how re-use it in the future? GROSS and FAKE.

How did you not notice the mind-blowing smell of poo? o.o

it must of been really liquid poopies and not solid log to splash up to your potty mouth

I would love to know why you absent-mindedly put a bag of dog shit up to your face. Anyone with any instincts would hold that shit far far away. YOU GOT SHIT ALL OVER YOUR FACE! and ydi.