Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
altna 4
I've had turqoise, bright red, green and pink hair, and I've never done drugs. Brown hair, blue hair, I see no difference. People should get used to colorful hair. I'd like to see Donald Trump with green hair (toupée), William Shatner with rainbow hair and Conan O'Brien... oh wait, he's orange enough. :/ Gotta agree with #8.
Arcterion 0
Ah, yet another example of American ignorance.
dumbasspricks 0
that's why you got censored!
fairymacabre 7
yuum (;
xHaniffax 0
YDI for having blue hair lol bluehairedfreakgirl HAHaa #11: "I've had turqoise, bright red, green and pink hair, and I've never done drugs." all at the same time?!?
royalthehusky 2
You're an idiot. She's not a freak for having blue hair. I know many, many people with multicolored hair, myself included. Besides, if you're going to hate on someone, at least learn proper spelling and grammar.
IWillEatYouAlive 16
13, you are a terrible and stupid human being
emer_helena 0
Did you dye it blue for graduation? First thing I thought when I read this
redbluegreen 41
I'm with you #8, I've had every colour hair you can imagine, including having it done as a rainbow. #12 - American ignorance? You don't have to be American to be ignorant.
yosh_x3 0
Blue coloured hair is the way to go x] ! Fashion sense is changing; bright coloured hair such as pink & blue; we're going Japanese Visual Kei style x] or Scene :]
IAmzephyr 22
no. only a relatively small percentage of people are going scene. fashion sense isnt changing; it's just another style entirely
Heathersaur 0
Nothing wrong with blue hair :P
altna 4
#13 lols, I've had turqoise+pink and green+red+blonde combinations. And I've never done drugs with or without colorful hair (or hair at all). Clear enough?
camis 0
Ah, who cares for the dad. Also, I have blue hair too XD Once a guy in a street kiosk asked me "what I wanted to express" with my hair. ¬¬
nofeckingfair 0
i'm a girl and i've had long hair, no hair (shaved for charity twice), blue hair, bright red hair and purple hair. And i'm a natural ranga. I feel your pain, i don't do drugs either and i'm not a dyke (re the bald stages...)