Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me from every form of contact. He told my friend that we broke up, but never told me. I still have his clothes in my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to see his ex, who is still friends with him, at her house to comfort her because her mom died. I found out after doing some Facebook stalking that her mom is very much alive. I called him on the phone to call him out on his lie. He responded that he meant her “stepmother” not biological mother. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I discovered that more than half my family has disowned me on both my mother's and father's sides, and whilst I was having my mental breakdown about this, I tried to call my boyfriend to tell him what had happened, He fell asleep and didn't call me back for 5 hours. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to a bar. After several Cosmopolitans, I decided to finally call my ex and tell him everything about how I feel, and how I really miss him. In the end, he said that it’s all so sweet and he will call my later. He hasn't called me since then. Instead, I was blocked. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
wow.. what a bitch
Ruprex 0
She could at least tell you. I can picture them both yelling at each other, "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME???"
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Comments (186)
koolaid3 0
u can call me
ChiTownSharon 4
Gosh, what's wrong with her?
The__Redneck 7
Tell your stepmother that you've had a long talk with your boyfriend, and it seems absence really DOES make the heart grow fonder, because all this time without contact has made him realize just how much he misses you, and just how important you are to him, and what does she think of summer weddings? Oh, she hates them? July it is, then!!
fawfulster 11
The "beat the shit out of her" comments are really lame now. They were fun first. Now they're to... Dumb. We need to think other ways of revenge. Think people, think.
stinkytruck 0
Give me stepmom's number. I'll help her work through her insecurities. She'll forget she has a stupid, immature little shit in her house.
The__Redneck 7
Because thinking you shouldn't be manipulated and treated dishonestly is the act of a stupid, immature little shit, right?
jacccc 0
maybe hes a bad boyfriend
I_am_stupid_also 6
those are the best kind
MrFlintstone 5
tell ur dad that she cheated so that he divorces her
greeneyedgoalie7 0
hahahahahaha
qtpielisee21 0
ur stepmom isnt very nice now...is she??? lol
FIing 0
wouldn't a normal boyfriend tell you ?
blakenewland23 0
what a bitch tell her to go **** herself