Love: Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while....

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML

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By psychobunnycutie - 06/04/2021 05:00

Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML

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By lonely - 08/09/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend blocked me from every form of contact. He told my friend that we broke up, but never told me. I still have his clothes in my house. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By NotFamily - 22/03/2021 19:59

Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML

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By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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Thank you for your service

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 01:00 - South Africa

Today, I discovered that more than half my family has disowned me on both my mother's and father's sides, and whilst I was having my mental breakdown about this, I tried to call my boyfriend to tell him what had happened, He fell asleep and didn't call me back for 5 hours. FML

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Never drunk call your ex

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 22:00

Today, I went out with a friend to a bar. After several Cosmopolitans, I decided to finally call my ex and tell him everything about how I feel, and how I really miss him. In the end, he said that it’s all so sweet and he will call my later. He hasn't called me since then. Instead, I was blocked. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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buttshapedfruit 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:11

wow.. what a bitch

Ruprex 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:12

She could at least tell you. I can picture them both yelling at each other, "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME???"

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maegs6938 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 12:54

biiitch

Colette_woops 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:39

You sound like Cinderella

OctoberRainfall 13

Monday 9 January 2012 20:56

What a ******* bitch. She had no right to do that to you, especially considering she's your step-mum.

Billy_Badass 4

Thursday 25 October 2012 22:30

You couldn't call him? Or he couldn't call from a different number?

Fmlano 16

Monday 12 November 2012 3:14

So he hates you because he doesn't call? Grow up.

TheImaginarySong 16

Thursday 18 July 2013 22:24

Step-mothers are the worst

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Monday 10 March 2014 3:11

Your step mother is a massive bitch

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