Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me from every form of contact. He told my friend that we broke up, but never told me. I still have his clothes in my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to see his ex, who is still friends with him, at her house to comfort her because her mom died. I found out after doing some Facebook stalking that her mom is very much alive. I called him on the phone to call him out on his lie. He responded that he meant her “stepmother” not biological mother. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I discovered that more than half my family has disowned me on both my mother's and father's sides, and whilst I was having my mental breakdown about this, I tried to call my boyfriend to tell him what had happened, He fell asleep and didn't call me back for 5 hours. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to a bar. After several Cosmopolitans, I decided to finally call my ex and tell him everything about how I feel, and how I really miss him. In the end, he said that it’s all so sweet and he will call my later. He hasn't called me since then. Instead, I was blocked. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
wow.. what a bitch
Ruprex 0
She could at least tell you. I can picture them both yelling at each other, "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME???"
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Comments (186)
perdix 31
Your stepmom blocked your house phone and that stopped him? He mustn't really give a shit about you. If I called the landline of a girl I liked and it was blocked, I'd Go to her house Send her a letter Send her an email Call her cell number Call her work or school number Text her IM her Call a mutual friend Put a note on her windshield Paint "CALL ME" on all of the stop signs within an 8-block radius of her house. And these are the things I can think of off hand. If your boyfriend is not doing any or all of these and more, then he really may not be that into you. Sorry.
xHabsfanx 0
You sound more like stalker...o.O
perdix 31
I'd probably try just one of these at a time until I made contact. Then again, a restraining order just means that she wants me to try harder :P
xHabsfanx 0
Lol...that's all I have to say.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Your left out: peer into her bedroom window watch while she waits at the bus stop read her mail
blackhawk089 0
lmfao. I hope this is a satirical hypothetical situation.
perdix 31
Of course, it is! It's not like I hid in a pile of her dirty laundry for days just so I could watch her. That was just a big misunderstanding.
timk_fml 2
lol stepmom ownes!!!
DevouringLight 0
Maybe the stepmom was doing what's best for her, if the bf is a jerk. Still, that's rude and she's a bitch :/
hey0_fml 0
OHMYGOSH! my stepmother did this to me too! but he emailed me asking what was wrong with my phone... i feel for you op. (though i still cant believe that someone else had this happen!)
uxoriouswidow 0
Why didn't you try calling him?
BelaLugosisdead 0
dude. It's called not being lazy and waiting for him to text or call first. Take some initiative and try contact FIRST. Geeze...btw your stepmom is a bitch though, not gonna lie hahaha...
leftnutz 0
step monster is more like it! like she hasn't been your age here and now, she's like old and junk, and dosnt know what it means to like really care about someone!! fml for real
FRANCOL9 1
Maybe because he would call a lot and she got annoyed by him! :)
ecfrost 4
That bites.
amazingjane 0
he must b a real shit!