Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me from every form of contact. He told my friend that we broke up, but never told me. I still have his clothes in my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to see his ex, who is still friends with him, at her house to comfort her because her mom died. I found out after doing some Facebook stalking that her mom is very much alive. I called him on the phone to call him out on his lie. He responded that he meant her “stepmother” not biological mother. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I discovered that more than half my family has disowned me on both my mother's and father's sides, and whilst I was having my mental breakdown about this, I tried to call my boyfriend to tell him what had happened, He fell asleep and didn't call me back for 5 hours. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to a bar. After several Cosmopolitans, I decided to finally call my ex and tell him everything about how I feel, and how I really miss him. In the end, he said that it’s all so sweet and he will call my later. He hasn't called me since then. Instead, I was blocked. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
wow.. what a bitch
Ruprex 0
She could at least tell you. I can picture them both yelling at each other, "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME???"
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Comments (186)
KASHMIR_fml 0
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memsyeash 0
Ugggh. So tired of these childish fmls. No, your life is not ******. Grownup problems are still years away.
mshafty 0
Same^ When I first started following this site, I would read about people who's lives were really ****** and it would make me feel better about my day. Now it just seems to be all retarded teens who if they just put 1/2 sec thought and effort into their problem, it would be solved.
heyslut 0
I would move out... well, depending on how old you were. ****** bitch I feel for you
Molise 0
I would've flipped out on my stepmom/mom etc. if she did this shit to me no matter what age, sorry to say. What a bitch move. Unless your boyfriend is some crack addict then sorry to say your stepmom has no right to tell you not to date....last time I checked, it was a part of growing up.
chymali 0
You deserve it for lying. You can't block numbers.
theghks2 0
what a ******* bitch. go beat the shit out of her
theghks2 0
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BUHLAWFOOLxD 0
Maybe he's in prison o.o
cracktus 0
Don't worry OP, your fairy godmother will show up soon. Til then just remember the rats in the house are your friends.
KurouTenshi 0
she must've figured y'all were caught in a bad romance.
greeneyedgoalie7 0
win(:
KurouTenshi 0
^^ thank you so very much 119 that song is stuck in my head like no ones business :D I love Lady Gaga <3
KurouTenshi 0
omg 122* I'm so sorry :( I put the wrong number. 122, you're my hero ^^ just cause I say so. :)