By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
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kerstileann 26

i wouldnt show my parents backdoormidgetamputee.com but whatever floats your boat man.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Eh, once when I was 16 my dad looked at my history. I had deleted everything the day before.. But I got annoyed with the url and typed f**kingrunescape because it would not load. He swears to this day runescape is a **** site.

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earljonez 22

So I'm wondering what's the cool website and what was the the **** site?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

You and I have very different ideas of what "instinct" means.

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_kyleG_ 34

The first step to healing is admitting that you have a problem...

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yeti37 16

Good thing you didn't download in front of them...

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feelingold 18

I'm just imagining OP's "**** instincts" leading him to get half way through his usual self-pleasuring routine before he realizes the family are still standing there...

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hayleyblack2u71 21

#18 Great....That image will be in my head for the rest of the day. Great job anon! ?

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teentee401 36

If it's your instinct to type in a **** site when your hands touch a keyboard, you may need help

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syed121417 22

If your immediate instinct is to go to **** even without realizing, you might want to cut down on the ****, OP.

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buckstop1 37

One does not simply "cut down". It is an addiction, just like any cigarette, any crack rock, any bag of weed

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xleanne_aLly 23

Lmao you did NOT just compare crack and weed. I've been smoking marijuana every day, for about six years now. I "quit cold-turkey" for the holidays since I'm staying with my gram. Since she worries about me while I'm under the influence. The point is I did not suffer withdrawals. No slip ups either. The only gateway marijuana got me to was my fridge. I smoked cigarettes for four years though. I quit those over two years ago. And I STILL find myself craving those damn things. Do not ever even try them is my advice to anyone reading this.

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vlalam 24

So which website was it and did they like it?

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vikky538 28

seems like you need a dedicated laptop for ****..or you need some help with that addiction...which ever seems appropriate...

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