By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
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Same thing different taste

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heyitsbrii 0

lmao!! that is like the funniest mental picture ever haha

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Well that was smart of you... *rolls eyes*

kmgentil 0

omg i do that all the time my record is 8 feet whats urs

lol my boyfriend does that to... hes always telling me how he beat his friend and his new record.

My boyfriend pees jellybeans and rainbows. o.O

omgitsjackiee 0

That's something my brother would do. -goes to warn him- Aww shit he already did.... wait was that you??

chiapet 0

I do that all the time! except I don't fall over.... dumbass

Imagine the OP of this story tagging Woman! Ohh the mental images!