Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML
Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
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TruckerGustav 0
If I were you, I'll make them move by honking incessantly.
DeepSouthEmo 0
i would knock on the window and look at them so they feel awkward
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Comments (84)
BannedStory 0
lols threesome anyone?
perdix 29
So did you rub one out while you watched?
BlueTwist89 0
If you didn't wanna say anything, you could have called security/cops on them. That will get them to move :). I don't blame you for not saying anything to them. That would be aaawkward. FYL
goldenone 2
infront of*
happyhak 5
#7, its people like you who bring racism into the world >:(
viper63 0
quit bitching and join in you know you want to
kaiser_m 0
should have gone up
saveferris99 0
ram your car into theirs...
DeepSouthEmo 0
that could have multiple meanings in this kind of FML
junior101 0
yea wouldve done that too
flipsui305 0
not an fml I woulda banged on the window for them to get out especially if they have no business there
xvolcom893x 0
that wad me in sorry about that all you hadda do was BLOW your horn and I woulda moved