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Miss Honolulu, USA 31 years-old

Patrick 27 January 2010, 11:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

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ocroyalty 1 February 2010, 07:31 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

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