Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
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Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
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Charle0555 4
That will be a hard one to explain to the store manager
perdix 31
Someone stole your raccoons while you were trying on raccoons?
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Comments (155)
MistySky 17
You left your purse on the floor? O.o
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Hey, it's not like it's a bathroom.
Pufferfish78 5
True, it's not the bathroom but leaving your purse on the floor is an easy way for a thief to take the opportunity to snatch it. I always hang mine up or leave it in the corner away from the door.
llamafish 25
Maybe they thought they could wear it better. Which they can't. OP, you're fabulous. Not that I stalk you...*hides in a bush*
linkinpark98 24
Time for a 1 mile streak back to your house! :D
kayla_ann0o 9
Naked mile
KiddNYC1O 22
"We're going streaking!"
DocBastard 40
What a shirty thing to do! Whatever you do, don't skirt the isshoe! The security video should show him running away, sweating and panting. Pursonally, I'm shoer you will find the culprit and sock him in the nose.
mk58 31
Good one, Doc!
llamafish 25
Actually, I believe it was eight.
mk58 31
^ You caught on too quickly; that's how I said it as I was typing it. For example, I'm screaming this one right now.
DarkHelmet 10
I guess that person was doing shopping of a different kind and they found what they were looking for
linkinpark98 24
Free stuff is always better.
llamafish 25
Not necessarily. Free chlamydia, for example.
linkinpark98 24
Oh gosh... Okay, I take back my comment. XD
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
It's different with things you don't ever purchase to begin with. Imagine shopping for chlamydia.
itsame0987 18
36. It's better than paying for chlamydia. Op next time put your purse on one of the hooks in the room instead of leaving it on the floor. Ydi for not protecting your belongings better.
kayla_ann0o 9
To bad you weren't trying on a dress
xXxIracebethxXx 14
What does trying on a dress have to do with this?
kayla_ann0o 9
So she could go after him without being naked?
KatrinaKitten 16
That's when you scream thief and try to get the attention of those around you.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
Look at the bright side, since you had to get out of the dressing room in your underwear maybe you'll get confused with a store model
perdix 31
If she walks around in bra and panties, she might be able to walk out with a hell of a lot more money than she walked in with. She's gonna have to work it, though ;)
FMlbeast1 0
True dat
RJ19 0
Why wud u put your bag directly under where someone could grab it?
GODert 8
Wy do u hav to type lik ths.
dogluver900 2
Said the person who misspelled why
Enslaved 38
I once had someone steal my purse at the airport while it was on those bathroom door hooks. She was caught, thank God. Learn a lesson to keep things out of arms reach. That's one ballsy thief to steal from you like that!
mk58 31
Off of the bathroom hooks?! Aren't those inside the cubicles? Some people can stoop so low. Glad she was caught though!