Wow talk about going all out haha Sorry that you're feeling that subconscious though!

If your feeling bad about yourself, try going on a diet plan or workout plan if you can. If not, **** the haters do what you want

Just make sure you rest your hand over it to make it seem more authentic!

You ought to go in for an ultrasound, just to mess with them. "What do you mean you can't find the baby? Look harder!"

Been there, done that. Choked when asked if there were any names I was thinking of, said "Elf Monster" in response. Confused a lot of people, yelled when they didn't believe me.

Tried that once. Unfortunately doesn't work well if you're a guy.

if your self conscious then why not do something about it?

Try a diet, maybe?

Omg same. I was a chubby 13 year old so I did that and acted pregnant. I later realized that Id rather be a teen pregnant person than fat and also that I'm a male ??

I feel the same rn. On meds that cause me to bloat. I'm sure you look beautiful though.