By bloated - 04/11/2016 02:46 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out and pretended I was pregnant rather than sucking it in. FML
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nonsensical 26

Just make sure you rest your hand over it to make it seem more authentic!

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Tripartita 44

Been there, done that. Choked when asked if there were any names I was thinking of, said "Elf Monster" in response. Confused a lot of people, yelled when they didn't believe me.

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chirstinap325 23

Wow talk about going all out haha Sorry that you're feeling that subconscious though!

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chirstinap325 23

Yupp phone died before was able to edit lol thanks.

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TheAprilWitch 21

Maybe subcounsciously she wants to be pregnant.

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doubledee8 16

If your feeling bad about yourself, try going on a diet plan or workout plan if you can. If not, **** the haters do what you want

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nonsensical 26

Just make sure you rest your hand over it to make it seem more authentic!

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sturschaedel 27

Yeah, because all pregnant people rest their hand on their bellies all the time...

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RichardPencil 30

You ought to go in for an ultrasound, just to mess with them. "What do you mean you can't find the baby? Look harder!"

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Tripartita 44

Been there, done that. Choked when asked if there were any names I was thinking of, said "Elf Monster" in response. Confused a lot of people, yelled when they didn't believe me.

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j11a01 16

Tried that once. Unfortunately doesn't work well if you're a guy.

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Belemnoidea 5

if your self conscious then why not do something about it?

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Tripartita 44

*you're Where does it say she isn't doing something about her weight? Those in the process of reaching a goal would still be self conscious about /not being there yet/. Besides, her username is "bloated"; this might be an isolated incident.

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Belemnoidea 5

well if she is spending her time complaining then she ain't doing a good job working on it

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Tripartita 44

Taking two seconds type up an FML isn't going to get in the way of exercising, dieting, etc. I don't know why you assume you can either lose weight /or/ post an FML. How determined are you to insist a stranger isn't doing something you have no information about?

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SaintJin 8

Omg same. I was a chubby 13 year old so I did that and acted pregnant. I later realized that Id rather be a teen pregnant person than fat and also that I'm a male ??

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mini3monk3y 7

I feel the same rn. On meds that cause me to bloat. I'm sure you look beautiful though.

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