Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
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Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for my new job, which I desperately need and which took me over a year to land. I got a shy bladder and couldn't pee. They marked me as non-compliant and revoked the job offer. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML
Today, I went to do a drug test for a new job. While I was there, they said the job was part-time with no insurance. Previously it was supposed to be full time with insurance. Now I have to take a job that pays $20,000 less a year. FML
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
Today, I found out I was passed over for the promotion I've wanted for 9 months at the fast food restaurant I work in. Who got the job? The 16 year old girl I trained 2 weeks ago. Their excuse was, "She has ambition." I'm going to college for food service management. She failed her drug test. FML
Today, the lab wouldn't let me do my pre-employment drug test because they had no time when I had to pee really bad. They signed me in to do other blood work I needed, but when I asked to use the bathroom, they said it was for drug testing only. I peed myself in the lobby and couldn't do the blood test either. FML
Today, I paid for someone else's piss so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML
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tacojauns 45
Man how high were you?
Ukeee_X 19
Can you not testify that? It could be a mix-up.
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Comments (69)
theangryone11 5
I would get their statement on record. Then mention that you never took the drug test. Tell them you either want to actually take the test, or get the job. If they say no, tell them you will sue otherwise because they outright lied to you about it. You will end up with the job trust me but you have to assert yourself and not be a pushover
str0ngersurviv0r 5
you don't need to be working for that company
unlucky_lucy 17
Why don't you just tell them there was a mix up then?
MeIsHere 8
Maybe you were on drugs and so you don't remember the test. Eh eh?
BeautifulChaos27 37
At least where I work, failing to take a drug test is the same thing as if you were to fail it. Probably the same for OP.