Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML
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Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my soon to be ex-husband and ex-mother in law informed me I couldn't go to the funeral of a really good friend we shared. I went anyway, but I can't imagine how the divorce is going to go. FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not welcome at my boyfriend's dad funeral, because his ex-wife has invited herself, and it would be too awkward to explain to his extended family, most of whom apparently don't yet know that he's divorced. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
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KyoshiroT 32
If that was your best friend that told you, you should find another friend.
maxthebigseal 21
I guess she doesn't see you as a best friend. Sorry OP, you (and your family, as it seems that they seem fairly involved in her life) deserve better.
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Comments (33)
kafka13 9
why do you even need such 'best friend' in your life?
rosecolas 15
That's so rude
hun3y206 23
In the wise words of Young Dro, "FDB!"
labiapatrol 8
A friend of mine once had a "best friend" like that. Even though my friend and I wasn't that close it still hurt to watch her go through bullshit like that over and over again. So I'm going to say what I used to be too polite to say back then: TELL THAT MANIPULATING, USELESS PIECE OF SHIT BITCH WHO CALLS HERSELF YOUR FRIEND TO **** OFF!
vandj8 9
So the friend who is not childless is taking advantage of the childless friend's parents, so that she can at least temporarily be childless, is not just a little ironic. I would say that the parents take back the kids to the mom and say that they're sorry, but they are no longer able to provide childcare. And that would be the end of that relationship.
RosaMaravillosa 10
**** her. tell her kids something about her she wouldn't ever want them to know, put stinkbom in all her closets, and poo on her bed... or just don't take her calls anymore
the_real_dvd 21
In case you haven't figured it out, she's not your friend.
mammolady 8
Your best friends a B! and you definitely need a new group of friends including a new best friend.
Humanoidfreak 5
**** them. they are not real friends. true friends dont do that.
DanielleinDC 34
Some friend. A shame your parents can't back out of agreeing to watch the kids. It would be a douchey thing to do, but then that friend deserves to have her plans screwed up for treating you that way, OP.