Today, my batshit crazy coworker told me that she wants to hear my skin sizzle. I'm afraid to go to work now. FML
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hellolaina 18
OP here. This happened a few years ago. She's like 28 and has loose wires in her brain. I ended up quitting that job. Not because of her. I haven't seen her since.
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Welshite 40
Seared human is the best. I'll bet you pair well with a glass of red wine too.
gracehi 33
It's because you're so hot, OP. You're already sizzling. She just wants to *hear* it.
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gracehi 33
It's because you're so hot, OP. You're already sizzling. She just wants to *hear* it.
Welshite 40
Seared human is the best. I'll bet you pair well with a glass of red wine too.
TheLostCauseFML 40
Have you been taking notes from Hannibal Lector? "I once ate ones liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." or however it goes. lol. Or did he take notes from you? lol
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Her surname's not Lecter by any chance?
freddygasman 18
Uncle Hannibal, can we have a co-worker of mine for dinner tonight?
_Adog2645 24
Uhh... You might want to report that to your boss or something
RememberSchlitz 9
Go to work and don't worry about it, but do remember the Boy Scout Motto: Be Prepared.
toolazytotype99 18
Time to start carrying pepper spray to work OP
peglegmeg9117 4
best way to beat a creeper is become a bigger one towards them. I had a nasty manager that kept leering at me until i started making horribly ugly faces at him then he got disgusted lmao
janfleury 19
HR time and time to start watching your back.
runfoxierun 5
Hopefully you don't work where there are fryers.
heatherrr17 19
What does that even mean?!!