By hellolaina - 22/07/2016 07:43 - United States - Blacklick

Today, my batshit crazy coworker told me that she wants to hear my skin sizzle. I'm afraid to go to work now. FML
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hellolaina 18
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OP here. This happened a few years ago. She's like 28 and has loose wires in her brain. I ended up quitting that job. Not because of her. I haven't seen her since.

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Welshite 39
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Seared human is the best. I'll bet you pair well with a glass of red wine too.

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gracehi 31
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It's because you're so hot, OP. You're already sizzling. She just wants to *hear* it.

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gracehi 31
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It's because you're so hot, OP. You're already sizzling. She just wants to *hear* it.

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Welshite 39
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Seared human is the best. I'll bet you pair well with a glass of red wine too.

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TheLostCauseFML 40
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Have you been taking notes from Hannibal Lector? "I once ate ones liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." or however it goes. lol. Or did he take notes from you? lol

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25
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Her surname's not Lecter by any chance?

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freddygasman 18
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Uncle Hannibal, can we have a co-worker of mine for dinner tonight?

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_Adog2645 24
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Uhh... You might want to report that to your boss or something

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RememberSchlitz 9
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Go to work and don't worry about it, but do remember the Boy Scout Motto: Be Prepared.

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toolazytotype99 18
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Time to start carrying pepper spray to work OP

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peglegmeg9117 4
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best way to beat a creeper is become a bigger one towards them. I had a nasty manager that kept leering at me until i started making horribly ugly faces at him then he got disgusted lmao

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janfleury 19
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HR time and time to start watching your back.

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runfoxierun 5
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Hopefully you don't work where there are fryers.

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heatherrr17 19
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What does that even mean?!!

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