Today, I’m on vacation with my fiancé and his kids. We came to see a wedding venue. Too bad I severely sprained my ankle. I also sprained that same ankle when he proposed. FML
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Today, three days into my vacation, I ended up spraining not one, but BOTH of my ankles. Now my entire vacation will be spent healing. FML
Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You need to dump him and hop away as fast as you can! If he sprains your ankle, it's just logical to know he'll eventually break your heart. You deserve better -- a gal needs her ankles!
Yudith 28
Reserve some place where you'll be able to do everything in a wheelchair for your honeymoon. It sounds like this ankle keeps getting sprained every time there's a big occasion.
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
You need to dump him and hop away as fast as you can! If he sprains your ankle, it's just logical to know he'll eventually break your heart. You deserve better -- a gal needs her ankles!
Plop 17
Actually, it seems OP sprained her ankles on her own. So, I guess she should dump herself?
RichardPencil 32
That's even worse! The guy is making her sprain her own ankles. What kind of Svengali shit is that?
Yudith 28
Reserve some place where you'll be able to do everything in a wheelchair for your honeymoon. It sounds like this ankle keeps getting sprained every time there's a big occasion.
FakeFriendMagnet 1
I think that might be fate trying to tell you it's not going to work out!