Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending a GIF. Not a sad one either. It was a GIF of some dude disappearing into thin air. Ten out of ten for originality, but come on. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
He's the one with no humor. GOOD RIDDANCE.
PETRONAS_fml 10
You know what... You actually rock.
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Comments (157)
alliem199521 10
Thats a stupid joke. Ur a dumbfuck.
littlecityof 3
Op, your joke was hilarious, I think you're better off without someone who doesn't get your silly sense of humor. What makes him laugh, poppie jokes?
Ginja_HaZ 15
I found that hilarious. Sounds like something I would do. He's the one with a dumb sense of humor.
thunderniron 22
He needs to lighten 'up'. Send him a copy with helium balloons. Love someone with a slightly off sense of humor. Lol
SirWTF 10
Every joke has a time and place. I understand that OP is humorous, but look at it from the bf's angle; he's obviously had one joke too many from the OP.
hplover7 11
You're awesome! I would say you dodged a bullet there. Sorry for the breakup op, but he clearly is the one with a dumb sense of humor and you will find someone who appreciates you and your humor :)
nadjakale 11
What an ass. I think that's pretty funny. Sorry he was such a douche.
Ceejay1 13
I don't even know or heard of that movie but I do know your ex is a dick & your better off with out him anyways.
WeiXinLun 16
So You're single now, eh? ;]
GraceyGirl523 9
I thought it was funny....