Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending a GIF. Not a sad one either. It was a GIF of some dude disappearing into thin air. Ten out of ten for originality, but come on. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
He's the one with no humor. GOOD RIDDANCE.
PETRONAS_fml 10
You know what... You actually rock.
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Comments (157)
ctlnaaia71 8
What a sour pussy! He's an idiot. What you did was funny.
jezmonster7 7
Hey I laughed, and that kinda seems like a lame excuse to dump somebody....
Orchard 33
Someone like that would only make you miserable, OP. You need someone who will laugh with you and love your awesome jokes! Believe me, it takes a great sense of humor to have a great relationship. You dodged a bullet ;)
Ziggy122 15
Well, **** him and his "dumb taste in humor".
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I thought that was quite funny. My fiancé loves 1st degree's jokes. Sometimes it can be tiresome but I would never dream of dumping him for that. Looks like your ex-boyfriend is a narky bore.
ozpunker 20
That's an awesome reply. Your boyfriend has no sense of humour.
SWC_Penguin 17
I wouldn't date anyone who didn't think that was funny! You should post this FML on a dating site, it'll weed out the losers.
dunebro 15
Pffffffaaaahhhhahaaahhahaha pffffff ahahahahaha pffhahahahahaha.
Smoothjc1 6
If you were my girlfriend I would have hugged you and whispered ( i love you ) in your ear and then took you out to dinner/lunch/breakfast
katamine 17
That's... That's creepy
flockz 20
it's not creepy if she doesn't struggle.
VeganVampyre 27
It's not creepy, it's just way over the top and unnecessary. I think a simple "that was cute, I love you/your sense of humour" would be a perfectly acceptable response...
Aluen 6
I would have laughed out loud if I had gotten that text. He's not worth your time. You need to be with someone that will appreciate the awesome sense of humor that you have.