Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
No ***** were given that day.
beryd 0
At least your still getting some color. : )
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Comments (134)
plebeianFelix 5
on the bright side, you couldn't have provided a more accurate description of the mechanics involved.
Livinia 11
Your 'friend' sounds like a moron.
detective_oreo 0
nice picture
Glitterhinoceros 14
So does the boyfriend.
sweetheartslim 0
you have such a beautiful profile picture, I admit I'm a little jealous
fiju 15
sucks for you :/ but at least be happy cause you're tiny or he wouldn't be able to pick you up and throw you :D
MrSexyPants 14
He ain't no Pokemon trainer, bitch.
jackiemoonthepro 5
you should've pulled off some sweet flips and landed in the kiddie pool
birdfreak 24
ouch. that sucks. I have bruises on my knees. stupid gym.
crowbar_2010 2
suuuuuure it was the gym. how do you explain the white stuff on your face?! you cant play the sour cream card again,fool!
swittig 0
Good Guy Greg would have caught you.
Cressalys 0
I bet Scumbag Steve was the one who threw her.
Cressalys 0
Btw if you're on funny junk we should front page this.
cumverg 0
Or on Reddit. Or on 4chan. Or on Memebase.
Cressalys 0
True that ^
ariannaimelda 7
and Lazy Larry didn't catch her
J1hill33 12
you should know that you're never safe around your friends
Shadow_Phantom 26
What a douche... FYL.
kjt321 0
Lolol