Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
No ***** were given that day.
beryd 0
At least your still getting some color. : )
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Comments (134)
portablecupid 3
Who picks up a human being and chucks them at people? That's what beach balls are for, dickface.
annihil8or 15
Sue
RyryIARfml 0
Dump his ass. That's hella wrong. :b
5t3ff1k4h 47
She's not dating the friend, and it's not necessarily the boyfriend's fault he didn't catch her. There are many reasons why he may not have been able to so there's no need to punish the boyfriend!
theybebitchin 4
you ******* idiot. You think her boyfriend expects his girlfriend getting thrown? and how the **** is he supposed to catch her? its not that ******* easy. If I threw a huge ******* chair at you yelling "Catch!" and your imaginary ******* boyfriend didnt catch it and the chair hit you, its your boyfriends fault? Go ******* die.
5t3ff1k4h 47
113 - While you're right to give this person shit, you need to calm the **** down.
d33emar 0
u didn't even feel them? odd
phailamon 0
I wouldn't catch my gf either if some random guy whose her "friends" touching her and throwing her either
MaeSoccer42 0
you must be really light
maddie2015 0
seriously, **** your life.
lisha88 1
what did he throw you? he's not a good friend I hope he feels bad and makes it up to you
ronbog 0
Oh how I wish there was a like button
5t3ff1k4h 47
There is.
ArsenalFan12 0
he was just testing ur reactions. and im sorry to say u failed like will farrell on the office