First of all, I am so excited that this got posted! Almost makes dating the jerk worth it! Also, all the comments are hilarious. To answer some questions, no, I most definitely am not pregnant. There wasn't even a scare. On the backstory, he wasn't *technically* my boyfriend, but we had been dating and things were going really great. He did all the right things and we had a great connection (or so I thought). So after a while we slept together, and enjoyment was had on both sides. Nothing seemed off for a few days, and then he gradually quit texting me and I never saw him again after that night. Live and learn, I suppose.

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First of all, I am so excited that this got posted! Almost makes dating the jerk worth it! Also, all the comments are hilarious. To answer some questions, no, I most definitely am not pregnant. There wasn't even a scare. On the backstory, he wasn't *technically* my boyfriend, but we had been dating and things were going really great. He did all the right things and we had a great connection (or so I thought). So after a while we slept together, and enjoyment was had on both sides. Nothing seemed off for a few days, and then he gradually quit texting me and I never saw him again after that night. Live and learn, I suppose.

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Did OP wave her magic wand with a plus sign? That usually is the magic item for this highly complicated and depressing trick.

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Maybe she already is and this is what inspired the boyfriend to become a magician.

Today, my boyfriend became a magician. He made a baby appear and then he disappeared. For good. FML.

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That's what happens when you date David Blaine.

I feel this would be a more criss angel thing to do

can't blain him for trying ;)

You should pull a rabbit out of his ass for that.

Bit hard after a disappearing act, should of thought of it before.

Bait him with a rabbit, top hat and children's hopes and dreams.

and for the next trick. your boyfriend will attempt to catch a bullet with his teeth from the gun you fire.

Abracadouche