Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. I swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to pass gas so I moved a bit from the group and let it rip. Instead of bubbles surfacing a brown cloud of poo rose instead. FML
Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
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Top comments
TechnoKitten 17
Some people are just disgusting.
AndrewMoreira14 19
Oh my god I hope you took like 5 showers after that...
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nhaba1214 19
That ... That's just nasty.
Amorettex 19
That is so freaking gross!
mds9986 24
People poop in public pools all the time. I remember when I worked at a water park in high school I had to clean poop out of the pool on multiple occasions. People are so nasty.
MonstreBelle 29
I wish I could chalk it up to little kids having accidents, but I was a life guard in high school and know the truth. I still have flashbacks of a grown woman ******** in the pool because "the chlorine will kill it." I haven't been in a public pool since.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's disgusting. Was she mentally challenged or something?
MonstreBelle 29
74- Nope. Although it was never any less disgusting, I would understand when it was a little kid, someone mentally handicapped, or someone who had a sudden stomach problem out of nowhere. Sometimes those things happen and it isn't really anyone's fault. This woman didn't want to get out of the pool and get cold walking to the bathroom. She just didn't give a **** and thought it would be fine because of the chlorine. She didn't care that she could have made everyone swimming sick or that we had to close the pool until it had been properly disinfected. Thankfully my manager made her pay for the clean-up cost and banned her from ever coming back.
UhHuhHoney 20
That's ******* gross
mustangbravo 27
Oh that's nasty
Ericisme 9
How could 157 people say you deserved it?
Bi0xHazard 18
It's possible that they pressed it on accident; I know I find myself accidentally doing that :c
Eleora 19
Can you imagine what the person that had to scoop it out, was thinking? Lol
Jefffz 13
Taco bell, you never know when it'll hit
Domonator 16
OMG Shart!
worldclassrager 41
Well that's unfortunate...perhaps finish your laps a bit later