Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
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DoubleRainbows 1
16. you forgot the dating game.
OneLittleAdditio 9
why the whole night? you should've given up after half an hour if he didn't call. Go out and have fun with your friends!
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Comments (83)
EZ2XLR8 7
nothing wrong with playing a good game of solitaire. I'm divorced, and when my ex-husband and I were married, he didn't show when we were supposed to go on dates. Quite frankly, when a date doesn't show, it's something that shouldn't be taken personally. It's their problem, not yours. I learned that before I got married in the first place, which set me at peace during my divorce, not that it's a positive thought, but its the reality of it all. Just move on. I don't win every game of solitaire either... it wasn't designed to be won every single time, unless you're very good at playing your cards right.
cek31076 1
never wait my friend never wait
i_love_life121 0
I don't know what's more sad.. The fact that your date stood you up, or that you completely fail at playing solitare. YDI either way
BeastNerd 3
You have a 12:1 Win:Loss ratio? Damn, you must be stupid as hell.
RyanMacVey 17
i think you are stupid as she clearly has a 14:1 losing ratio (15 - 1)
alexFYL 11
You messed up your ratio. :/ I'm not sure if this is a joke or......
rafsta 0
Stop trying to compare this with CoD lol
rafsta 0
Stop comparing this to COD
Playful1985 9
You should have gone out anyway. If a guy keeps me waiting for 30mins or more and I spent all that time getting ready, I go out without him.
ericamichelle521 0
Glad I'm not the only one who sucks at solitaire.
MsSoulReaper 27
I ******' love solitaire :) FYL though.
KataraTheBender 0
It's a sign
rexreta 5
I don't know which is sadder...
alexFYL 11
On the plus side, you'll get better at solitaire at this rate. Your win:loss ratio should be about 1:4 or so.