Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
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Top comments
DoubleRainbows 1
16. you forgot the dating game.
OneLittleAdditio 9
why the whole night? you should've given up after half an hour if he didn't call. Go out and have fun with your friends!
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Comments (83)
ztormbringer 3
You waited all night, playing solitaire, for a date that didn't show? And I thought I didn't have a life!
CasB 3
Waited all night and only played 15 games of solitair? That's slow.
mattc96821 6
thats an evil game
sageism 6
I can't even count the number of nights I spent the same way in my previous relationship. I won more games though.
TrafalgarLaw_fml 4
It's alright, I suck at Solitaire too
graced91 10
I'm pretty sure this was already a FML, except OP was a guy.
JH159753 21
Some games of solitare have no solution, and all programs are designed to rig it even more.
gatorgirl7563 22
I think it's time to change to a different game. So many losses are depressing and not good for you.