Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I presented the worst seminar presentation probably in the entire history of my graduate department. I kept stumbling over questions, and overall, making an ass out of myself. I probably should leave my masters program at how thoroughly I burned myself. FML
Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Do you really think you're going to convince college students not to drink?
quivx 7
That's not so bad. Work with it. Use that person as a teaching tool.
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Comments (97)
Cormophyte 0
I'm sure this is somewhere up there, but you consider it a FML when the seminar that your college arranges simply as a way to defend against wrongful death lawsuits gets screwed up? Get a clue, and a drink. Preferably a strong, large one.
oaklandfanatic 0
Hey proud liberal, are you stupid or something. Alcohol doesn't cause rape or murder, that usually happens sober. Go be an idiot somewhere else.
PsychoticAsylum 26
Why are you a fan of Oakland? O.o
the100champ 0
HAHA I might know who this is (that came in drunk). If not, oh well not that big of deal. Should have used them as an example.
xyourstruly3 0
Not Really A FML more lyk A Damn Shame
allmidnighteyes 11
aaaaaand that is when you whip out the Octabong and have them go at it http://www.squid-ball.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/octabong2.jpg
gatertick 1
oh yea. and also proud liberal..... you think ur so smart. but it cant be murder if ur drunk b/c in that state of mind you cant have intent. and also. im pretty sure that it cant be rape for the same reason. but im not totally sure about the rape part..... you should look it up.... you obviously have fun looking up bullshit facts. maybe the truth might interest you.
amiotica 2
umm yeah you can.. its called man slaughter... or if someone thought about killing someone first... planned it then got drunk to calm their nerves before they did the killing they could be convicted of first degree murder... sooo.. get your facts straight before you start bashing someone elses...
brilliantbarbie 0
I would just like to inform YOU that it is YOU who is mistaken about FACTS. The FACT of the matter is, the law exlicitely states that being under the influence of alcohol is no excuse nor is it a valid reason for anything that you do illegal. It IS murder if you kill someone when their drunk, a person might luck up and get manslaughter, but just because someone is drunk does NOT excuse them from the responsibility of killing anyone...at ALL. Fact is, even in regards to confessions from intioxicated people are accepted. If a person is mirandized and they are too drunk to realize it, thats too bad for them. The confession stands, because again, being drunk is not an excuse for anything that you do. IF a person rapes someone, its rape, regardless if they were drunk during it or not. I do not necessarily agree with what proud liberal said, as a matter of fact, I really don't at all, but if you are going to refute the incompetence of a person, at least do it with a credible response.
gigi2009 0
LOOOL!!
hot_mess88 0
WOW! That sounds like something that would happen to me. Except I'd be the co-presenter and stumble in, while slurring the different reasons why drinking is bad. And then I'd end up rallying the Germans, Irish, Mexicans, and Russians together and we'd all pow-wow at the beach with the keg.
triplethreat13 0
so you use him/her as an example. "this is exhibit A."
simplyn2deep 2
that's exactly what I was going to say.