Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
High times
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Performance anxiety
Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
My finest hour
Today, I presented the worst seminar presentation probably in the entire history of my graduate department. I kept stumbling over questions, and overall, making an ass out of myself. I probably should leave my masters program at how thoroughly I burned myself. FML
Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Do you really think you're going to convince college students not to drink?
quivx 7
That's not so bad. Work with it. Use that person as a teaching tool.
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Comments (97)
heynagger 0
yea you shouldnt waste your time with trying to convince college students not to drink...are you ******* dumb!? I hope you realized after reading these quotes that you ARE dumb and you've wasted a lot of your time with that and I HOPE you were getting paid mad style for that shit. If not...you are even more dumb. to sum it all up...you're a dumbass!
vdubz 0
sounds fake
spillproof 0
You learn through example!
atmalum 0
That is hilarious. I have seen it happen
Compass 0
Use him as an example.
deannamarie12 0
Hmmm.. Not really much of a FML for you OP.. Maybe for the copresenter. :)
kassie825 0
this is more a MLIA than an FML
flippidyshit 9
bitch...
srayray 5
EPIC FAIL!!!!
aFMLfann4life 0
reminds me of Role Models, the movie