Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I presented the worst seminar presentation probably in the entire history of my graduate department. I kept stumbling over questions, and overall, making an ass out of myself. I probably should leave my masters program at how thoroughly I burned myself. FML
Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Do you really think you're going to convince college students not to drink?
quivx 7
That's not so bad. Work with it. Use that person as a teaching tool.
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Comments (97)
Luky_fml 0
hey, think of this maybe they actually paid a sliver of attention to your presentation!
idratherbewrestl 0
boo
theta_fml 0
Ya just roll with it.
mister_moops 0
so what exactly are the dangers of drinking in college?
Khalavaster 0
Oh well, you could have made fun out of it. Not like they'd actually listen anyway lol
beckey1994 0
well now you got a good example of a drunk person, use it as a advantage
Paige_Nicole10 0
bahahahahaha you should have used him as exhibit a
Hazy_fml 0
My name is Bob Dole, and I approve this message.
Gondile 4
Bob is a stat...?
proud_liberal 0
Omg, he should be kicked out of school. not only is that irresponsible but dangerous. ppl who drink, even a sip, are more liekly to rape and murder. if I hear about a college rape or murder I will know it was from your co-presenter. advice to everyone out there - never drink or be drunk, if you do you are an alcoholic, period.
Gwenhyvar 3
Where the hell did you get that statistic from? Not everyone who drinks is going to rape or murder. Someone needs to get you shitfaced so you can wake up to the real world.
gatertick 1
youre retarded. one. that statistic is bullshit. and lets pretend that it is...... it wouldnt have an effect on you if you had a sip. also, drinking doesnt mean youre an alchoholic. being an alchoholic means youre addicted to alchohol.... a heluva lot more serious than getting shitfaced in college. so in conclusion..... bitch you crasy.
RoguePenguin 0
OMG guys... Proud Liberal is obviously being sarcastic. Calm down.
Nai_Kay 0
#56, highly doubtful...Sarcasm would need to be indicated within the message otherwise there's NO way you can make an assumption like that. #38, if you think that having one sip of alcohol makes you an alcoholic then just be happy you've never met REAL alcoholics because they would scare you shitless. Shut up about things you don't and (clearly) could never possibly HOPE to understand. Your information is flawed and ridiculous. Shut up and crawl back under the rock from whence you came.
staceybby 0
not rly a fml. but totally hilarious, and i'm sure i've seen it in a film o.O