By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 05:35 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML
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Tarlachia 33

Am I the only one going "You heard a creak, then the giant cockroach landed on you? That's one heavy cockroach!"

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Oblivion239 21

Others are wondering how big this cockroach was right?

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sniktak 1

You have a big test in your room? I hope it isn't a linguistic test on syntax and grammar.

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JKPwnage 27

You should have assumed it was something because your house is old

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NutellaCongress 10

I'd scream so loud. And start freaking out and then id burn my house down

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RyRoz 19

Banana for scale, please.

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micah31 4

your first sentence has a dangling modifier that makes it appear that the test is in your room.

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