El Stupido
Australia
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
becca
United States
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Classic
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Kevin
United States
Move!
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Jaymail
Chicago, United States
Tourism
Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Awkward
United States
Ignore me
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
last time I drive stoned
United Kingdom
Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML
please don't back that thing up
United States
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Top comments
every1luvsvag 10
You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.
jerome1995 4
Epic fail.
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Comments (233)
djnova11 4
you..... are a dumbass
britt777wade 0
that's something that could happen to me! it'd okay! it could happen to any of us! lol
iRiS890 5
if by any of us you mean those too slow to realize they are sitting behind a parked car, then yes it could happen to any of... you.
shonda89 0
funny
tanishaAM21 4
if that happens to me i would smack myself for being a Dumbass..
loveuforever 0
I've seen FMLs similar to this one.
kelichner89 0
now if I called this person a liar I would get an email from fml saying not to call people out..but were supposed to actually believe this crap?
insanez58 11
mayb not drive in the breakdown lane on the highway?
lemonypower 6
I Wonder how that worked out when the guy came back to his car…
Bananaa122 0
DAB........Js!
shawn1020 0
ive seen a guy drive right into the back of a parked car going about 45 mph.. atleast you just got stuck behind one.