Transportation: Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before...

By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 19:05

You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.

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Sunday 12 June 2011 23:29

ops name says it all!

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Monday 13 June 2011 0:12

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Sunday 12 June 2011 23:51

did you honk your horn? :P

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