Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
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namezox 0
wtf.. why would you do that.
Maxine17 8
You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face" You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.
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Comments (149)
LaLaBriBri 0
well how stupid r u? y didn't u just TELL him he had a bug on his face instead of touching some random guy?
snafu57 1
ydi could also stand for "you dumb idiot." ydi and ydi.
RaidenXS 0
that bug was obviously cleaning his face. you know. co-existence. like the things that eat the stuff from a whales mouth
RaidenXS 0
that bug was obviously cleaning his face. you know. co-existence. like the things that eat the stuff from a whales mouth
darkmis1 18
You couldn't just tell him that there was a bug on his face? I'd be creeped out if somebody did that to me. Just tell him like a normal person next time. YDI.
NoMercy1 0
Just because you did it "lightly" and there was a bug there doesn't change the fact that you smacked a random dude in the face. You totally deserve it.
Dildo_Saggins 0
fake.
SouthparkZZZ 0
Call your friends and jump his ass.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
Pluto..
JustAReaderOfFml 4
Nah ignore what people are saying, u did the right thing. like coz i wuda dun the same thing aswell. coz like wat did the guy rather have a bug on his face? im pretty sure if i was da guy i wud be greatful dat some1 got rid of it but i h8 bugs so id be screamin my ass of if ther was on ne me !!! also he didn hav to punch u lyk thats takn thngs a bt far dont u think ppl? honestly every1 needs to calm the f$%k down coz he didn do anythn wrong!!
girlygirl666 0
Ok, English?...
ForShame 0
So the only commenter who thinks that smacking some random dude in the face because of a bug is ok can't spell well enough to read half of what they're saying. What a surprise. You seriously, as a man, do not touch another random guy, especially slapping his face, without expecting a serious beating. It doesn't matter if it was a deadly spider, most guys aren't even going to ask why the hell you would do that before they punch you back.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
er but he did it coz da guy had a bug on hys face! omg its not like he did it jus coz he felt like it or somethn! srsly! like so wat ud rather go round wyd a bug on ur face? nd he said he did it lighly he didnt hav to get a punch 4 it. lyk im not sayn he had to say thanks mate, but punching far out thats overdoin it a bit don u think so OP FYL coz ppl are idiots.. nd i am speakn english if u dont get it then go get english lessons coz ur obveesly a dumbass
ForShame 0
0.o obveesly /sarcasm
JustAReaderOfFml 4
omg cud every1 pls stop ganging up on me?! ffs its lyk y u so obsessed with me"?
JustAReaderOfFml 4
u guys wudnt even be havin a go at me if id written da same thngs as u guys. lyk if ida been liek 'oh yeah wat da hell wer u thnking doing thqat' u guys wudnt said nethn so back off kthnbai
JustAReaderOfFml 4
dude, it's 'would have'.
ForShame 0
Nice troll, I suppose.
hhhhh_fml 1
look, can you actually not read it or are you being pretentious because i'd bet the latter