By ouch - 19/12/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML
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Tell him "I may be fat but you're ugly. I can lose weight. "

Because it's the worst ones SHE's ever had, you complete moron.

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Lmao. Im sorry but this made me laugh. Not exactly an FML tho

I think it is, stomach cramps and the bf calling her fat. Yeah, op's life sucks

gurly98 13

Really

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veganphotog 0

For reals, did you verify this?

Because it's the worst ones SHE's ever had, you complete moron.

boyfriend win

Rebecca1993 0

Men. Lol

Stomach cramps from what, eating too many cheeseburgers?

bgonebryce 7

or maybe a baby sandwich

halliekayy 0

atleast hesgiving you the silver lining on the situation :)

I would have slapped him. Not relle. But itd b offended

I think it's trying to communicate.

JERKKMONKEY 0

time to start dieting! ROFL

Well if it's your time of the month, fat people do get worse cramps than thin people. XDD

tam_tiger 0

Shaister FTW!!!!! Hahahaha harpooned walrus..