By Anon - 19/12/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
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Maxine17 8

You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face" You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.

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snafu57 1

ydi. you definitely come from the shallow side of the gene pool.

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thesunshotme 0

You're a moron, and what happened to you is hilarious. :D :D :D

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marc_with_a_c 3

Indeed. He should have at least warned first.. or let him take it off himself..

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thesunshotme 0

Haha, yeah, but even with a warning, I still think it's a tad too invasive... xD

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deathfyre8 13

You need one more :D and your comment will be complete.

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alexandraa_fml 0

The man thought you were trying to caress his face and whisper sweet nothings in his ear.

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DamnDatFML 0

i'm not trying to be mean.....but are you a boy or girl?

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somnula 9

It's good to 'try to be nice' but that's not at all how nice is done.

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musicislife1995_fml 0

so you were expecting 'hey random stranger I don't know... thanks for slapping my face without permission! :)' you tell them it's there you don't walk around bitch slapping strangers

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xd0rkiee 0

What the hell were you thinking? YDI.

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pepolshet 0

next time you see a bug on someones face you should slap the bug with your dick.

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niadanac1 3

Something like this happened to a friend of mine. But you should feel lucky, he got shot for being a dumb shit and you just got punched.

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MrCanoe 5

how stupid are you. I mean what in god's name is wrong with you who the hell slaps a stranger in the face because they had a bug on them I would beat you too

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Bright_Lights 14

I'm gonna start an argument for argument's sake and say God doesn't exist :D

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