Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today at 10:00 pm, someone rang my doorbell 4 times, while I was sleeping. I thought it was an emergency and I opened the door to my neighbor who just want to ask if I had a blackout at noon. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, someone knocked at my door. I saw it was my Mom, so I flattened myself against the door and tried to be as quiet as possible. I pulled my phone out and almost had silenced it before she called and heard the ringtone through the door. I had to invite her in and hear the usual "get married and have kids." FML
Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, I was running late and tried to sneak out of the house without waking anyone up. My phone alarm, which I forgot was set on max volume, blasted a loud “WAKE UP!” at 7 AM right as I opened the front door. Everyone in the house was wide awake instantly. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML
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Top comments
drewflav 17
Who the hell does these sorts of things? That's one crazy mother you've got OP! Make sure you give her the bill for replacing the window while you're at it.
SirCharles83 13
The good news is your mom really cares about you. The bad news, you're right, she's pyscho.
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Comments (83)
Curtar2 18
your mom may be psycho, but at least she loves you enough to do that.
misspulkadot24 17
Sounds like my crazy grandma. If I don't answer my phone, she goes on the roads around my house to see if my car is in a ditch or something.
eternalibra 14
Lmao!!
Lionesse 15
I'm surprised her first instinct was to break the window and not call the cops.
GothickNihilist 15
Well she is classified as psycho. Psycho people rarely think in a rational manner.
asb818 14
Tell her you really appreciate how much she cares and how much you appreciate her paying the bill as you hand it to her.
koortneyg 12
I would move far far away.
ironichalibut 24
Not necessarily a fix to the problem. Imagine how much crazier it would be for the mother to have to hijack a truck and drive dangerously, smashing all in her way to check up on them when they don't return a text in a timely fashion.
eaglerob 20
Mom needs a hobby and a tin foil hat.
wildmonkey 16
She should be lucky you didn't hit her with a bat or shoot her or something.
Strychnine_fml 9
Too soon D:
fresh247 10
ur mommas baby u knt blame her
_krystallynn_ 11
oh my ******* god learn how to type.
darlinjai 18
Security system. Just saying
mylifesuckstoo22 2
This happened to me, too. Except I was in a hotel. And my mother called the security. It took several forms of identification to end the whole thing. I'd never even left my room.