Intimacy: Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a...

By lovewedge - 09/03/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Permafucked - 12/05/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer, I ended up in bed with one of them, who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML

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Monday 9 March 2009 9:24

"love wedge" made me laugh SO hard.

what_the_fuhh 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:01

damn, that fucken sucks ass dude. sorry

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maiden_girl 5

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:55

I agree with #14. That was messed up.

hp4ever_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:26

#10 and #35, I agree with you both. People are so ignorant sometimes. This WAS sexual assault.

Eryx_fml 3

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:23

Wow that really sucks... I'm sorry. You should find out who had sex there if you still don't know and never talk to them anymore. Lol. #35 is right.

gBizzle 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:11

that is hilarious

livingdeadgirl 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:50

Lmfao..that is pretty ****** up but god damn that nickname is funny as shit.

beerchen 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:59

At least they didn't have sex with you...

JaelynneRose 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:16

Are you sure your friends actually like you? LOL J/K...definitely FYL though

christina_xx 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 14:55

Lmfao, poor thing. :(

DanKNuget 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 9:36

Hahaha! That is pretty damn funny actually. Besides, you people need to chill out. If two of my friends, especially if they were good friends, were trying to get their goodies goin' and it seemed like a good idea at the time to use my unconcious body as a prop, I'd be like hey, go for it, I'm passed out anyway, as long as you don't get any of your love juices on me its all good. As long as they weren't just doing it to be assholes. If they were just like, trying to have sex right there next to me for some reason and decided I was the only nearby object to get up against for optimal fun parts positioning, then by all means, if anything, I'd be glad to help out. Haha. Free love, man! Peace!