Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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Top comments
Rommel1942 9
Dude... Too bad this world is filled with bitches like that. Spineless and unfaithful. Only few are good people. Sad. I feel bad for you OP, I really do. :( find someone that deserves you. Or let someone find you.
K_kanaka 26
She couldn't find the guts to just break-up with you face to face. That's sad. Sorry OP hope you find someone better in the future.
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Comments (82)
fuckmebutdontfml 16
the zombie apocalypse is coming and she felt you were to close to the enemy.
GoW_Chick 15
Bitch been busted!
iseyixes 18
Well I hope you handled it well. Let her know that you didn't care she was leaving. Made her feel real stupid about leaving quietly. Helped her by packing her stuff. Nonchalantly told her make sure she has everything because anything left behind was going to Goodwill.
wittygirl 8
Well saves you the trouble of dealing with her moving her shit! She did the dirty work for you be glad :3
HairyPunisher 27
Even kf she'd been honest with him, somehow I doubt that he would've been like "Oooh! Oooh! Let me dedicate the time I usually sleep to helping you move the heavier things!"
mosquito19 14
how considerate, she tried not to wake you.
ydi_4_suking 20
I guess there's one good thing she did
eccentrix 12
But you're sleeping on your pillow. What good would a key do there?
VixSparda 5
*sigh* no fair man...no fair...
ClosetTroll 10
She knew you were tired and didn't want to wake you up, you see. She's just looking out for you till your very last moment together.
danz123 7
I hope the first thing you said to her was, "good riddance, now I can be with someone who actually has a a backbone."
stevenmx86 8
That would be awful! My god! Fyl OP! I hate the feeling when you wake up to something unusual. Could you imagine waking up to something unusual and THAT sad?