Love: Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke...

By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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Locked out

By blank - 21/01/2013 21:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML

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By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Rommel1942 9

Wednesday 18 April 2012 8:55

Dude... Too bad this world is filled with bitches like that. Spineless and unfaithful. Only few are good people. Sad. I feel bad for you OP, I really do. :( find someone that deserves you. Or let someone find you.

K_kanaka 26

Wednesday 18 April 2012 8:55

She couldn't find the guts to just break-up with you face to face. That's sad. Sorry OP hope you find someone better in the future.

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spottyblanket 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 14:29

why does she have to tip toe around the house all day while you sleep?

Nthabz 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 14:41

It's either you're missing the point or you're just ignorant. She was sneaking stuff out of his place because she was leaving him. Unless you're suggesting that she's leaving him because she doesn't want to tip toe around the house anymore? F**k, now I think I'm confused.

josephhaynes1990 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 15:46

Okay, so you missed the point. She was tiptoeing around the house to keep from waking him up, because she was breaking up with him and moving. Now to address your question, if someone is trying to sleep after working a long night, it's just polite to tiptoe around the house to keep from waking them up. Question answered.

Randall44444 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 15:23

I would just let a girl find you. That sucks bro. Sorry.

MedicsWife 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 15:39

I feel for ya, OP. My ex-husband did that to me rather than say he wanted a divorce. You're better off without her.

JediScum 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 17:32

I like how you said she was leaving without giving you notice. Op," What! Leaving with no notice!?!? How dare thee!!!!! Op's gf, " ok. Here's my two weeks, feel better?.....not really *sniff* Idk. Funny to me! Sorry to be finding humor in your awful situation ,but that's pretty much what your fml is here for. I'm sorry though. She had every right to walk away if she wasn't happy, but you had every right to be treated decently. Sneaking off isn't decent.

lyssa_jean 7

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:32

Uhh I'm pretty sure that by "no notice" OP meant that she hadn't given him any clue that there was a problem in the relationship. He had no idea that she wanted to leave. Obviously she was a spineless immature bitch who didn'thave the guts to let him know there was a problem.