Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a...

By Wade - 30/05/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 674

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is 2 miles away from the park. FML

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When you gotta go, you gotta go

By Amanda Howard - 15/03/2020 09:00

Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in poison ivy. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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You deserved it 4 626

Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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You deserved it 2 501

By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 26 411

foozebox 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:47

Gross. Hopefully you went straight home after- I'd hate to have people thinking that I peed on myself... or didn't clean myself on a daily basis, etc.

vampirate 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:48

uuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh how could you not smell it?????????????? shit son

Comments

SmoothTalker 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 19:33

all of these hobo FMLS might necessitate an entirely new category

Adrianna69 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:29

k.. first off all.... How could you NOT smell the piss????

laspace 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:34

Hey guys, I wrote this one before I got an account. Here are my responses to your comments! #36 Yep #35 Agreed #34 It's basically water, so it isn't that bad #33 Good :P #29 Because it was in a convienent location, away from everyone. A lot of homeless people are quite polite, you wouldn't want them peeing everywhere. #27 How do you check if it is urine, not dew? #23 I went home, washed the pants and took a shower #16 I didn't smell it.. #2,3 thanks :)

laspace 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:37

#37 No idea :(

scateice 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:59

#34 it is dumbass, the tree filters the ****** water, I'm 11 next month and even I know that....that's just sad

lisafannypack 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 1:01

#40: so you're a ten-year old, on this site, and using that kind of language? now that is sad ugh, kids these days...

vag_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 1:05

and you couldn't smell urine underneath you why?

KyrAvram 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 1:13

Today, just like every other day, I had to pee on the ground at a park because I'm homeless. FML

rebelgirl167 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 1:15

at least you werent laying your head down

UncleverName_FYL 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:42

#40 your comment sounded exactly like that of a 10 year olds’, there was no need to tell us your age. I’m curious to why you would be on this site in the first place. You’ve barely started living life, what fmls could you possibly be relating to. Btw if any of these homeless people had any type of irregular bladder or infections, their strong acidic piss would be hazardous to the tree as it would any other plant, but I’m guessing you already “******” knew that.