When this happens, and it's a regular occurance, she goes crazy. She starts to run, then drops her ass on the ground and slides a little, decorating my flor with streaks of poop.

Wouldn't you run around if your shit was hanging from your ass by a thread? She doesn't have hands.

My dog once ate a very long string and my dad had to hold him while my mom pulled the dangling string from his rear end. A disgusting moment I will never forget. Animals are so fucking weird.

If it comes out still intact, technically it's not digested, btw. Just passed through while everything else digested around it.

You are right. It's technically not digested. But i had to explain that it came out the other end and was running out of available letters, so i went with digested, to explain it wasn't puked-up, which is what normally happens when cats eat grass...

be really careful OP! Pulling could slice up her intestine if its wrapped up in there. Cutting it off is what the Vet would tell you to do. But I am really sorry this happens. Good luck!

Obviously I don't use force when doing this. It usually just slides out. Except one time when the grass snapped off right at the a-hole. But my cat is fine, don't worry...

She is going green all over.

Stop this already

this comment makes me wish there weren't so many shit related fmls.

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But....that's not how you end if in Java....

This makes me wonder what kind of weird stuff you are into

lol it was a joke.

It was funny. Not sure why you're getting thumbed down!

do you think it talks and moves when you do? wow its like a real live being!

No, just stop