Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner at home with my girlfriend. Everything was perfect—candles, wine, the whole shebang. As we sat down, I felt something moving under the table. I thought it was her playing footsie. Nope, it was our cat with a very live, very tetchy mouse he'd just caught. Cue the screaming and wine spilling everywhere. FML
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MDoremis 38
Was it... Was it still alive when you got up?
L337Vic 7
I feel bad for the mouse
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Comments (32)
xxUnknown 19
Why is everyone hurting small creatures? Watch out!
xTommytheGUNx 15
mouse problems today, I was sitting on the couch minding my own business when a woman sat on me. FML
JordanWhitney 3
I had something similar happen to me, but instead of sitting on one I crushed it with my foot unknowingly when it climbed into my boots a year ago
Sia_Will 13
Where the hell do you live op? In a barn?
MrZed_fml 11
FML for the mouse
janderson416 16
Best mousetrap available.
tigeresscrazy 12
I moved back in with my parents an when after a couple of months I was looking under the bed for something found a mouse that been dead for awhile fml