Today, I was sitting on a bench outside a supermarket waiting to be picked up, when a old lady walked out of the shop. She hadn't noticed me and sat on the bench beside me. She looked around and saw me, rolled her eyes, got up and moved to a different bench. FML
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Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML
Today, as I was sitting on a bench thinking about an upcoming test, some hysterical woman slapped me out of nowhere because she thought I was staring at her ass. I was staring blankly into the void. FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML
Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML
Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
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lotr4 18
How dare you sit on that bench? So rude.
HowieDoIt 21
Old people are cranky for no reason sometimes, she was probably reminiscing. "Back in mah day, we didn't even have benches!"
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Comments (74)
EmmaMK 35
Do you fart and forget to include this in you text?
EmmaMK 35
We can't all be perfect! You are perfect right? I was in a queue and thought I would add a quick comment, because it's fun. After being served I did not have time to edit the comment before it timed out.
iAlissa 34
43; no need to be so rude. Simple mistake.
raphanne_fml 33
No need to be a dick about it, Enma Yamato.
raphanne_fml 33
I sympathize with grammar nazis because they help me improve my English, but you were just unnecessarily rude. You can express your opinions without feeling the need to put other people down like you did. You have no excuse.
beautifulsoul89 11
this is very true, but why be rude if no one has done anything to deserve it? (I go thru this with my husbands mother)
austinlynn2013 9
**** that bitch
3DG30FGL0RY 9
That is just rude.
zahidnasir 22
maybe she saw anyother guy in you
jo0owe 9
i do that too, of course its because i want to smoke 1 and im probably gonna disturbe her
edward80 18
You should thank god she did not sit on you & then accused of rape.
3DG30FGL0RY 9
What the hell #26?
sweetprettykitty 10
I love ******* with old people when they stare at me, or give me dirty looks. I have pink hair, facial piercings, and facial tattoos (nothing over the top or out there, or even easily seen) and so, of coarse I must be a bad person and a delinquent (as I am playing with my two young children *THE SHAME!* lol). So when they stare, I'll smile and wave to them and they don't know what to do after. Lol!
iateapenguin 27
Go you! Wish everyone could stand up to bigotry in old people like that! :D My own Grandma is convinced I'm a terrible person because of my piercings... I've been going out of my way to show her that I can do better than she did in life. Lol.
KnownAsCAJ 11
#33 Why not instead of having the goal of one-upping her have the goal of just showing her you are a good person? Doing good things in order to show her that you are better than her doesn't exactly make you a better person. Just saying.
iateapenguin 27
I am showing her, though. And I get the satisfaction of knowing that she knows it.
Watermelon2011 6
By chance op are you black and was the lady white? Just asking because some people don't change with the times and you did mention she was old.
kittie77 10
Aww :( poor OP